I know the music industry expects us to have sympathy for the artists when people “pirate” music, but I just can’t bring myself to feel that way.
Are you fucking serious?
I can’t afford to pay fifteen dollars a for a CD but I’m supposed to feel bad because some rapper is forced to get his balls licked by just two of his bitches tonight?
What’s worse is the lame threat they try to use:
“If musical artists stop getting royalties, they won’t have incentive to make more music.”
Oh really?, than what the fuck else are they going to do?
“Sorry MC Homocide, looks like you’re gonna have to find a real job.”
“Ok kids, if I have 3 crack rocks and add 7 aids needles, how many ways is the white man keeping you down?”
But I digress.
I’ve been to jail, and much to my surprise, it wasn’t nearly as bad as I’d envisioned. There was TV, tons of free time and almost everyone there was locked up for being innocent.
Or petty meaningless crimes like smoking crack, you know, little shit.
I mean, I took a shower every single day and wasn’t even propositioned for a rape.
I was however, raped in prison.
Actually I’m totally kidding, I’ve never actually been to prison…
I have been raped though,
and let me tell you,
I can finally see what all the fuss is about.
I don’t think those “scared straight” programs ever really work on the kids because they’re fully aware of what’s happening and aren’t actually scared or intimidated because they know the only abuse will be verbal.
A much better way to do the show would be to use nothing but short small white guys.
“Look, unless you kids want balls as a special part of your complete breakfast, stay out of trouble.”