Al Gore Regrets Having Foresight to Create Internet

(Burbank, CA – August 22)… A press release distributed to the media today from the office of former Non-President Al Gore included a surprising revelation about the politician and activists personal feelings in regards to his role in  funding the eventual creation of what’s now known was the World Wide Web, or, the internet to people who actually use it.  Continue reading Al Gore Regrets Having Foresight to Create Internet

Legendary Pick-Up Game Blamed on Video Games

(Brooklyn, NY – May 8th)… Beginning on Friday afternoon and lasting into the wee hours of Saturday morning was the single greatest pick up basketball game ever witnessed by human beings; as 10 local men went head to head in a full court free for all of basketball ballsmanship.

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Local Parents Aren’t Picking Favorites, But, Can’t You Be More Like Your Brother?

(San Diego, CA – May 7)…  Local parents John and Samantha Bernstein love their son Tucker a whole bunch,even going as far to occasionally use “up to the sky” as a level of measurement.  The exemplary parents consistently shower him with admiration and provide everything you could ask for in a loving family.  

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Local Homosexual Questioning His Decision

(San Francisco, CA – April 4, 2011)… In a surprising turn of events, Jim Walker, an unusually well groomed 34-year-old mechanic who’s been living in northern California for the better part of 20 years, recently became fodder for nation wide speculation after publicly questioning his bold decision to have sex with men instead of women. Despite the overwhelming amount of conclusive scientific evidence that appears to completely contradict the feasibility of Walker’s admission, the story quickly became a notable asterisk in the national conversation. Continue reading Local Homosexual Questioning His Decision

Local Man Regrets Healthy Lifestyle After Being Hit By a Bus

(Birmingham, MI -February 5, 2013)… John Richards, a local man who dedicated his entire life to personal health and fitness is now deeply regretting forgoing the illustrious vices of life after being paralyzed from a collision with a bus. Once known for his endless amounts of energy and optimism, Mr. Richards has now become a spiteful asshole hell bent on vengeance.

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Random Thoughts On A Buncha Stuff

So I purchased the domain FrogBlogg.com  on a whim.  Can’t say it was a huge commitment at $18 a year, but I think it shows signs of the growth this blog has taken in the past four years of its existence.  I started this blog the day President Obama was elected.  I was fed up with ignorant facebook statuses and took to a different platform to articulate my frustrations. Continue reading Random Thoughts On A Buncha Stuff

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