Only Judge a Book By Its Cover, If It’s a Really Short Book.

It really bugs me when people with the opposite viewpoints of me utilize our retarded society to their advantage. This is a trend that has never been so popular and the most egregious abuse of this concept is when something has a totally unrelated name that sounds much more terrible or awesome then it really is.

I’m all for Euthanasia, if every second of someone’s life is filled with emotional and physical pain and they look me in my captivating alluring eyes and say “Frog, everything in my life blows a Jenna Jameson amount of cock, please pull the plug so my tainted soul can be released from my cold, lifeless, wrinkly body” then I am willing to honor that request.

I don’t see what’s wrong with that, and I think MOST people would listen to whatever Nana asked them to do. In fact many, many people have been in favor of this concept that is until it doesn’t fit into their political agenda.

This is what I mean when I say that people are so fucking stupid that you can take something people support like Euthanasia and label it as a “Death Panel” and everyone jumps ship.

People claim that Chocolate Thunder wants to impose a Socialistic agenda that will take away our freedoms and liberty’s yet they support the “Patriot Act” which is a piece of legislation that was instituted when everyone was flipping their shit about 9/11 and basically says “We Will Find Out What You Are Doing Wrong Because We’re the Government and We Can Can Do Whatever The Fuck We Want”

Obama wants to make rich greedy fucks pay a little more so that single mothers who have a heart attack can not immediately die and that means he wants to take away our freedom, but Bush passes a law that lets you persecute people without a trial and that’s “Patriotic.”

Let me sup that up for you.

-You’re a tyranny driven socialist monster if you want to help poor people not die.
-You’re patriotic if you persecute people who take out Muslim related library books.

Speaking of that, can we stop with the labels. Nobody is in the position to tell another person they are more “American”. We are all fucking Americans, almost all of us LOVE our country, just because we don’t agree with everything you do, doesn’t make us less American, in fact dissent makes you MORE American.

It’s very, very easy to sit and say “I love this country” and “God Bless America” but that doesn’t mean a God damn thing. For some reason these notions have been proliferated to a disgusting extent. Apparently if you don’t like War, it makes you an Un-American pusse, but if you want the government to help people out in anyway it means your “freedom” has been stripped. If you think a 14 year old girl with no money or family support would be better suited to have an abortion then to bring a life into unfit living conditions, it means you want to kill every baby one by one they second they take their first breath.

Apparently doing things that are “patriotic” and “American” isn’t really that big of a deal, but if you end every statement with “America is the greatest country in the world” then you’re George Fuckin Washington (his real name is George Washington, that’s actually just his Facebook name). Last time I checked, it wasn’t very “Patriotic” or “American” to refer to the President of the United States as a Nazi.

Although I guess making sure everyone in the country doesn’t get sick and die is pretty similar to the ruthless, savage and inhumane slaughtering of 6 million people. In fact, I can’t even tell if Obama wants Universal Health Care…or a Genocide, they’re just so much alike I CAN BARELY TELL THE DIFFERENCE!

In fact the only thing you have to do to be a “REAL American” is put a small magnetic “Support Our Troops” ribbon your car and congratulations you’re a patriotic hero. Really you “Support Our Troops”? HOW!?!? I’m pretty sure posting on the Fox News web site and small car accessories aren’t saving any lives.

Think about it, we live in a society where you can buy a 3 dollar item with no guarantee that it even supports what you’re “supporting” and that makes you more American then a United States Congressman who wants that damn Nazi health care.

If you want to pat yourself on the back for eating a bunch of apple pie while masturbating to the thought of Benjamin Franklin all day, then by all means be as “American” as you want. Just don’t you ever for a fucking second tell me I don’t love this country, because you’re wrong.

Basically it comes down to this, if you are stupid enough to believe something just because of its name then please proceed to kill yourself because your small little brain is engulfed with so much ignorance that you provide nothing to our society.

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Author: SpencerHayes

Biting Social Commentary and Satire.

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