The Cable Guy

Watching an R rated film on cable is literally worse than getting an abortion.

I’m serious, what’s the point of watching a film where every single character thrives on sex, drugs,  murder, or hopefully sex….  if every image or sound that propels the film forward and represents the theme is completely negated?

What exactly are we fucking doing here?

If the movie is based on violent mobsters murdering the shit out of men, women and small cute children (Editor’s Note: I’m indifferent to the murdering of ugly children.) how come they’re not allowed to say “Bitch,” or “Fuck,” or “Cock-Sucker” while doing so?

You’re compltely destroying the intent and presentation of the film.  This guy is burying the parents of his girlfriend, who he’s just raped and is now using their blood to fashion himself war paint, but let’s make sure he’s on his P’s and Q’s.

Also, if we INSIST on destroying the integrity of these films, can we at least make sure the person who is dubbing over the profanity is of the same species as the character on screen?  When a white collar business man says “fuck,” I don’t want it to sound like Pedro just ruined his tacos.

How about this?  Don’t play the movies, or, allow parents to let their kids watch what they think is suitable instead of giving us cinematic blue balls. I don’t care if it is edited, if you’re letting your 10 year old watch A Clockwork Orange than you’re a shitty fucking parent anyway.

What the fuck are you even doing up this late Timmy? Go do some goddamn math homework.

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Author: SpencerHayes

Biting Social Commentary and Satire.

15 thoughts on “The Cable Guy”

  1. A watershed would be sensible, like in Europe where after 9pm there’s no censorship or dubbing across swear words. It’s such a condescending notion to censor words in some sort of pretense that nobody says them in everyday life… if they want ratings then leave the content unchanged, more people will tune in because they know they won’t get pissed off and switch off when John McClane actually says “fuck off” instead of “fudge off” as he pumps a mag into some foreigner. The violent side I see as a double standard – which is worse, really? That’s another days work, though.

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